Well the paperweight quip was only comparative. There are entire industries that prosper on those alone.
After the current action finishes with punch presses, spot-welders and ironworkers, there is one Logan I've taken shots at over time. Owner resists, though it never gets used. It's attractions are Varispeed, chucks and collets, a lever-operated sensitive rig for the tailstock, and a drop on [saddle] turret. Until need arise past 21" diameter, this and the Pacemaker I think cover any projects in mind. Over the years, been few jobs demanding a shaft lathe [mol 150" between centers]. Since diameter generally over rule length IMO, the best options seem to be VTL/ VBM's like Kings and Bullard's. And huge savings in floor space.
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