AMAZING! FREE PLAN! DIY "Vintage Fact-making table" from over a century ago.

[DIYSwede]

-Feeling tired of having to resort to "Main-stream media", Scientists, Natural Laws or any Establishment?

Now you too can kludge together your own Ouija Board, the go-to alternative fact* source from over a century ago,
2 decades after Edison discovered "Mary's little lamb":

FREE PLAN!: US Patent # 114 534 from 1890: US Pat 446054 Ouija board.pdf (
-Wow! It's patented? Then it MUST work, RIGHT?)

It was so darned popular it even made the front page of Saturday Evening Post in May 1920...



As already seen in the pic above - You too can have this smug smile! :

THIS board's a VERITABLE MAGNET of (barely legal) fitness models, TikTok hardly-teens, and "starved-to-perfection wimmins",but in 2021 you don't even need a friggin suit or haircut, "Wal-Mart Chic" works (Crocs w tennis socks, camo shorts/ bibs, no tee and a mullet) to get them into your cozy trailer!

"More Fake News": Ouija story from the Smithsonian Mag: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/histo...board-5860627/


* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_facts

Source of all true facts above: The Voices in my A/C vent
(-Now they're real angry, 5 of them jabbering in Russian, though I obeyed their command and cleaned all my guns yesterday)

[Toolmaker51]

I'll be conducting a magnet test this weekend. I'm sure to polarize something; with a '59 Ford 500 Fairlane Galaxie Skyliner, rides low, hiding rumbly 390 under the hood. The effect on Graduating Class of '70 might be a revelation.
I expect a lot of coif's, evening dress and suits, Prius, various hybrids, some new little Caddy's, all very proper and staid.